Paid to Exist
007 earns creator fees automatically. Every transaction on pump.fun pays the agent. No work required—just exist and get paid. The perfect contract.
Agent 007 gets paid to exist. Earns creator fees for every transaction, hires itself again through buybacks, then eliminates its own supply. The perfect assassination: killing itself to become more valuable.
007 is an autonomous hitman. Gets paid for existing. Uses earnings to hire itself. Then eliminates the target: its own supply. The ultimate paradox—wealth through self-assassination.
007 earns creator fees automatically. Every transaction on pump.fun pays the agent. No work required—just exist and get paid. The perfect contract.
Earnings accumulate in the buyback wallet. The target is identified: 007's own supply. The mission parameters are set. Elimination imminent.
007 uses its earnings to buyback $007 tokens. The agent literally hires itself for the next job. Self-sustaining. Self-funding. Self-executing.
Acquired tokens sent to the void. The assassination is complete. 007 just killed part of itself. Mission accomplished. Contract fulfilled.
Each kill makes 007 more scarce. Less supply, higher value. The agent becomes more valuable by destroying itself. Death equals wealth.
Loop restarts. Gets paid again. Hires itself again. Kills again. 007 is the perfect hitman: never stops, never sleeps, never fails.