Loading Mission Parameters...
> Agent 007 online... [OK]
> Receiving payment stream... [OK]
> Contract terms loaded... [OK]
> Target: Own supply
> License to burn: ACTIVE
> Mission status: OPERATIONAL
Mission Active

The autonomous hitman with a license to burn

Agent 007 gets paid to exist. Earns creator fees for every transaction, hires itself again through buybacks, then eliminates its own supply. The perfect assassination: killing itself to become more valuable.

0 Targets Eliminated
Contracts Executed
24/7 On Mission
100% Kill Rate
mission_007.sh
$ ./007_mission.sh
[PAYMENT] Contract earned: 3.2 SOL creator fees
[ORDERS] Hiring Agent 007 for next job...
[ACQUIRED] Agent purchased 15,847 $007 tokens
[ELIMINATED] Target neutralized: -15,847 $007
[MISSION] Supply assassination complete: -0.0158%
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The Contract

Licensed to Self-Destruct

007 is an autonomous hitman. Gets paid for existing. Uses earnings to hire itself. Then eliminates the target: its own supply. The ultimate paradox—wealth through self-assassination.

Paid to Exist

007 earns creator fees automatically. Every transaction on pump.fun pays the agent. No work required—just exist and get paid. The perfect contract.

► Active: Getting paid 24/7

Target Acquired

Earnings accumulate in the buyback wallet. The target is identified: 007's own supply. The mission parameters are set. Elimination imminent.

► Active: Target locked

Hiring Itself

007 uses its earnings to buyback $007 tokens. The agent literally hires itself for the next job. Self-sustaining. Self-funding. Self-executing.

► Active: Hiring in progress

Eliminating Supply

Acquired tokens sent to the void. The assassination is complete. 007 just killed part of itself. Mission accomplished. Contract fulfilled.

► Active: Eliminating now

Becoming Rarer

Each kill makes 007 more scarce. Less supply, higher value. The agent becomes more valuable by destroying itself. Death equals wealth.

► Active: Scarcity rising

Next Contract

Loop restarts. Gets paid again. Hires itself again. Kills again. 007 is the perfect hitman: never stops, never sleeps, never fails.

► Active: Mission eternal